13 year-old-friends River and Freak, alongside their intelligent schoolmate, Fiona, discover an abandoned couch in front of the creepy local Underhill mansion and claim it as their new hangout spot. While exploring its cushions they discover a rare zucchini colored crayon that will eventually lead them on a witty journey to save mankind. The young trio will have to work together to survive ghosts, deadly gasses, toilet shaped hot air balloons and a fire that has been burning for 12 years. What do the local chemical plant, mysterious flash mobs and the deaths of River’s parents have to do with the evil mastermind’s plans for Earth? Can these unlikely heroes from a dying town thwart an evil billionaires quest and save Planet Earth for good? Read this quirky and fast paced tale to find out.